English Teacher: Class, spell "KEYFYU."
Class: (utterly dumbfounded).
Friend 1: Lai, what's "keyfyu?"
Friend 2: (acting as a moral booster). Go go go, answer it!
Me: I don't know what the word means. Maybe it's a French word, judging from the way she pronounced it.
Friend 2: Come on, think. You can do it!
Me: Hey, zip it! I haven't taken any French lessons and the only French words I know are mademoiselle, oui, non, moi and merci so don't go offering me to her like a lamb to slaughter as I absolutely have no idea what "keyfyu" means.
Teacher: (writing the word in the blackboard).